Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
