I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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