quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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