You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
