I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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