Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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