You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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