Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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