omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Boobs speak an international language.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
