Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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