You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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