Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I wear drunk well.
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