Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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