K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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