: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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