I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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