Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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