Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she woke up with a sticky ear
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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