I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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