I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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