i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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