im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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