I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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