i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She's the barista slut.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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