doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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