1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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