I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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