that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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