Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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