he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Randomize
