I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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