I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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