Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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