Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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