where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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