Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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