no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
