what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I know her cup size but not her name....
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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