K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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