It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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