So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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