I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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