Are we in a gay sports bar?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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