my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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