So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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