i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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