He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The power of my boobs compel you
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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