Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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