so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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