she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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