I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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