During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He did a backflip because drugs
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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