i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We are all done wearing pants today
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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