you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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