he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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